how you doing old fella? thought i'd take it easy on you this year, even though you never get me what i want. but its all good, i wank in the mince pies we've been feeding you. anyhoos, my list for this year.
either eve myles, lauren laverne, eve myles, lucy porter.
my xbox back in time working please.
a zoom lens larger than my right leg. which is longer than the left btw.
a big cardboard cup of white buttons with hundreds and thousands on top.
mountain dew to become available in the uk again.
refreshers drinks to exist again.
new more flexible knees.
some spray cans as a stocking filler. red, green and white so its xmassy and the skatepark can be revandalised nicey.
some money in the form of several pound coins cellotaped into a card like your nan used to do.
the hobbit to be an amazing film and not a shit book where elves sing like a bunch of gayers enj0ying a musical.
a new beard.
the really really really swanky drumkit for rock band on amazon.
rock band 3.
asda to give me free pizzas when i want. always of course.
mock the week, 8 out of ten cats, QI and never mind the buzzcocks to be on more. not at the same time, but one of them always has a run.
stephen fry to become prime minister.
dylan moran, bill bailey, frankie boyle, dara o'breien and mark watson to be in his cabinet.
prime ministers questions on television three times a week.
the chance to shoot the new transformers film.
the chance to shoot michael bay.
kris kringles wife. only joking pops xmas;]
rudolph to be found the only reindeer survivor of chernobyl.
dolph lundgren makes a sequel to masters of the universe.
toronto raptors to play a european game in the cia and for myself to be given front row seats and as much camera usage as one wishes.
a japanese girlfriend who is rich and loves tall rotund men. with glasses. and new xmas beards.
phillipa forrester to become a sex symbol again like the good old days. be nice to feel young again.
free hd television for all.
someone to realise that there are people out there that are rather tall and big and make some decent tshirts for us.
all this to actually happen.
so santa, I think compared to normal thats pretty simple and do-able. maybe i wont make your mince pie extra salty this year.
1 comment:
i want mountain dew and refreshers back too!
and i would like a hd tv and the lovely prime minister cabinet too! :)
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